its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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