I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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