FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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