Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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