I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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