Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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