Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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