I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Randomize
