He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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