just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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