sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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