pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
so much tequila, so little girl.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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