so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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