did you get engaged???
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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