Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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