Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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