So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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