is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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