would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He shit in the fireplace
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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