Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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