that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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