so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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