Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
