I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he was CRYING into my vagina
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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