do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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