I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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