He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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