I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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