i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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