Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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