your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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