I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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