she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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