everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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