I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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