hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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