thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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