So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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