I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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