She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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