ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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