Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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