We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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