We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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