"it" just moved
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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