Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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