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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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