I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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