youre lurking in front of me
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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