I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My ass is underappreciated
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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