I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I need water and some morals
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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