you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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