yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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