I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
This is the high leading the old right now
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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