also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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