I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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