they need to just BURY HIM!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
