Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
