hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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