btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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